Despot Donald’s Dictionary
As every despot knows, it’s imperative to control not only the levers of government but also mass media and communications outlets; and not just the security and intelligence apparatus but also critically important industrial and energy sectors; not just domestic transportation hubs but also pinch-points for global trade; and not just cultural and artistic icons but also what’s read, taught, and studied in schools and the direction of scientific exploration.
And the interpretation of history. And language.
Thus, Despot Donald’s Dictionary reads something like this…
A - Aid: Free money to foreign losers. Good only if it boosts my image or pocketbook.
B - Bullying: The best way to get my way. Make one suffer and the rest will fall in line.
C - Conflict of Interest: Just smart business. Why waste my connections and influence?
D - Disinformation: The truth. Sometimes many truths. Sometimes not even true.
E - Efficiency: Great word. Beautiful word. Lets us do anything. Only idiots are against it.
F - Fraud: Just another way to win big. Only fools play by the rules all the time.
G - Government: Bloated albatross giving money to people who can’t make it themselves.
H - Hypocrisy: Key element of deniability. Very useful. Keeps critics guessing.
I - Irony: Dangerous nerd weapon. Real power comes from saying what you want.
J - Justice: A risk to manage carefully. Best when it works only for me and mine.
K - Kindergarten: Perfect age to start teaching kids to think the way they should. MAGA early!
L - Lying: Essential skill. The bigger the lie, the better the propaganda. Works every time.
M - Manipulation: The art of making people believe what we want them to believe. Genius!
N - Nazi: Just a misunderstood party. Some of them were "very fine people," remember?
O - Occupation: What I call Russia’s right to reclaim Ukraine. It’s not an invasion—relax!
P - Permission: I have the right to do and say anything. When you’re a star, they let you do it.
Q - Quota: Woke, leftist scheme to force diversity where only greatness (like me) belongs.
R - Reality: A flexible concept. It’s real if I say it. Otherwise, it’s fake news.
S - Suit: My favorite legal weapon to crush critics and make my problems disappear.
T - Trump: Synonym for greatness, power, and winning. The ultimate brand—me!
U - Ugly: Anyone who offends my eyes or challenges my view. Both are bad, honestly.
V - Veterans: Heroes if they love me. If not, they’re just losers who got captured.
W - War: Terrible for most, but a perfect way to show power and make big deals.
X - X: Elon’s playground.
Y - Yes: The only acceptable answer from anyone who wants to stay in my good graces.
Z - Zelenskyy: A brave but foolish man with no cards, no respect—maybe no country.
Feel free to add more words or definitions to Despot Donald’s Dictionary in the comments!
